Somehow, I'm guessing around the end of my sophomore year in high school, I found the only reason for school or church was to meet up...

We weren't a very good band but we were okay for some young guys just getting out in the world. The lead singer and rhythm guitar player...

Lead (pronounced Leed), South Dakota; "I'm telling you you're going too fast" says my Canadien born and raised bass player. Clearly an...

These are some casual observations into what makes a lot of people become the stereotypical, "Karen" or "crotchety old man". There are...

I've always hated shoes and when I was advised to wear shoes by medical professionals after I found out I was type 2 diabetic I wasn't...

Hippy Puppy. It's bad enough when literally every other dog is bigger than you, squirrels don't respect you as a dog, and you have to...

The guys and I had been on quite the binge and the latest tape of our show revealed some embarrassing slop. So we decided to cut back on...

Some people are born right where they belong. Home, in the right community, the place they feel most at ease. People like me, while...

It's the crack of dawn in thick Smokey Mountain fog as the big white Ford Econoline van packed to the point of bursting with band gear...

I get up every morning around the same time to a furry little dog snuggling in my beard thus beginning my old dude routine no matter what...

For most people maintaining a schedule is a necessity, Most jobs are painfully demanding in that regard. The morning routine involves...

A photo from my first attempt at doing what was expected of me including two years of technical school and my first REAL job (not by my...

It's no secret that I can drink. Not always successfully but always excessively. When I was a teenager I was the party 'till you puke guy...

I love plants and animals. I took seeds I found in a bag of regs (regular pot usually Mexican) and germinated it and as luck would have...

That picture was from a collage so that's why the funky shape. That is my Dad behind me telling me not to waste a goddam picture because...

On a bright, hungover Sunday morning at the Mobile Village trailer park in Mims, Florida (I think that was the name) 3 friends were...

It's a human condition that is as common as breathing, every language has an interpretation for 'caput est asinus praesepe tuum' which is...

Took a quick trip to Amsterdam because that's the American pot head dream and my crazy friend wanted to see Rome. Before medical...

You know where this will lead; late nights, bad girls, smokin', drinkin', druggin' and fornicatin'. Arrests and guilt by association....

We had a neighbor that by all appearances had what most people would consider "it made". I don't really know what he looked like because...